Tico Publishing, some small press I've never heard of, will give you a review of your book for only $29.95.
Do you need, or would you like, to have your book reviewed? Not having much luck getting them on your own? We understand.
For $29.95, we'll deliver a 200-500 word full-length review to you within 7 days - 14 days (depending on the length of the manuscript and backlog of submitted work).
There's probably a bigger waste of 30 bucks for an aspiring writer, but none immediately come to mind. Giving it to PublishAmerica, I suppose, would qualify.
I'd consider going into this business myself, but there's no way in hell I'm writing a 500-word review of some lousy book for only $30!
Somewhere, P.T. Barnum is smiling.
