Legal question

Here's a question for you shyster types out there:

If workmen make a GODAWFUL UNENDING POUNDING noise outside your house for two days running, can you legally bludgeon them with a baseball bat?

I'm just wondering...

(This might be the plot for my next story...which quite possibly will be written from prison.)

Comments

[robert ferrigno]

You've got a baby, and Jackhammers and ditchwitches bother you? Get an ipod, you weenie.
Robert

[Brandt Dodson]

My initial thoughts are that you would probably be ok in using a blunt object. To the best of my knowledge, there are no organizations like; "Doctors against blunt objects" or "Mothers Against Blunt Objects".
And as odd as it may seem, the courts generally understand normal human reactions. If this individual needs the application of a blunt object against the side of his - or her - head, you may find a sympathetic court.
Then again - what do I know?

[Cameron Hughes]

I'll kill him for a fee. They'll never convict a cripple.

[David J. Montgomery]

Dammit, Cameron, I told you. No special treatment!

First it's immunity from murder... Next you'll be wanting a ramp or something.

[PAUL LEVINE]

The law is settled in this area. A wooden bat, such as the one Juan Marichal used to brain Johnny Roseboro, is quite legal. However, the metal bat, when cranium-aimed, is quite felonious.

That will be $500, please.